a tiny bird flew in through my window today but i was too tired to shoo it out or anything so i just lied on my bed and the tiny bird just carried on with its tiny bird things
i really miss the tiny bird now. where are you tiny bird
TINY BIRD DROPPED BY AGAIN
TINY BIRD WHAT U DOIN IN MY KITCHEN??
I finally finished my WTNV themed beanie. This is the first hat I’ve ever made, as well as the first time I’ve ever done ribbing and intarsia, so it’s far from perfect. The design is from This Talented Ravelry Member. Her pattern is for a standard beanie, but I’m hipster scum and wanted a slouch beanie. I started by knitting an inch and a half of ribbing (which I messed up) at the bottom, then began the pattern, then extended the swirl portion of the hat (I made the tendrils of the swirl thinner) until it was about 7.5 inches from the beginning of the pattern to the end, then decreased as per the instructions at that time. After finishing that up, I was concerned the ribbing wasn’t going to stay tight with the weight of the hat, so I wove elastic into the ribbing to help it stay tight.
As per the wishes of the creator of the pattern and the wishes of the creators of Welcome to Night Vale, please do not sell any hats you make from this pattern or its variations. Thanks.
Why does this not have like a zillion notes?!
This beautiful reel was played as the 36th weather in the Welcome to Night Vale.
I fell in love.
(Note: Source Links in the Years)
- 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
- 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
- 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
- 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
- 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
- 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
- 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
- 2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
- 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
- 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
great. 2,000+ years into the future and still no Sherlock series 4
Cas let go of Dean
The Doctor cried
And Merlin was cancelled by the BBC
-Satan, The Lord of feels
so last season.
The angels fell
John thinks Sherlock’s dead
Then Dean cried
The Doctor died
and Merlin’s still cancelled by the BBC
I updated it
I’m deleting this in 30 seconds